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"Come on. Just do it once. Ne, Itachi-san? Just once."
Kisame growled in frustration. "Why the hell not? It's just hot sauce."
Itachi glared at him. "Because I said no."
Kisame folded his arms and glared back at his partner, thoughtful. He suddenly had an idea.
"I'll hide the dango."
Itachi laughed humorlessly. "Nice try. I don't eat those anymore."
Kisame stomped his foot. "Dammit, Itachi! Just try it!"

Itachi looked like he was considering it, but then shrugged and grinned. "Nope."
The blue nin growled under his breath and stomped back to their room.

Itachi waited until he was sure his partner was really gone, then reached for the bottle of hot sauce and opened it. Sniffing it once, he drained the entire thing.

Kisame poked his head around the door and watched his partner lick his lips. "What! That doesn't bother you at all?"

Itachi turned to look at his stunned teammate. Holding up the now empty bottle, he grinned and said, "Fire chakra nature. Spicy things don't affect me."

Kisame just stared at him open mouthed. "Not in the slightest?"

Itachi stared at him for a moment before letting out a huge belch.

Kisame started to laugh. "I knew that couldn't be it."

Itachi just shrugged and threw the bottle away.
Yes, I finally had another random idea ^^
As usual, I don't own Itachi, or Kisame.
They belong to :iconkishiplz:
Rated PG-13 for a couple of swear words.
*snorts* When I have I ever not had swear words in my stories?

. . .

Well, at least there's no yaoi this time.
Again, I don't own that picture of Sasuke. I don't know who it belongs to, okay?
Hope you enjoyed!

A/N: Uchiha Itachi, Hoshigaki Kisame, and all other characters that I name directly (or imply in such a way that it is obvious who they are), are copyright of Kishimoto Masashi. I do not make any profit from using these characters in my story, nor do I intend to sell this story for monetary gain. Their slightly out of character moments, as well as the scenarios I create, however, those are all mine.

This series of drabbles does contain some light Shonen-ai (boy love, BoyXBoy) As of right now, there are no plans to put any hardcore yaoi in here, so if you object to any of this, I am asking you not to read it. It saves me from flames, and it saves you the effort of actually flaming. A win/win situation.

Again, I do not own that really funny picture of Sasuke, either. I've had it for a long time and it seemed like a perfect fit for this series.

For all you sensible people, enjoy my crap-tastic writing.

Chapter One: [link]
Chapter Two: [link]
Chapter Three: [link]
Chapter Four:[link]
Chapter Five:[link]
Chapter Six: [link]
Chapter Seven:[link]
Chapter Seven Part Two: Coming soon!
Chapter Eight: Here!
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25megumi Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
:iconitachi--plz:<-- Drained all the bottle
:iconkisameplz: <--:iconwthplz:
insane-demonchild Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Haha. I know. I loved writing that part.
TheChocoLover Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Student Artist
he just like the human torch only must better looking XDDDD
cool story btw love it :happybounce:
insane-demonchild Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Psh. Of course he's better looking. He's an Uchiha :D

Why thank you! :happybounce:
TheChocoLover Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Student Artist
true XD

your welcome XDDDD
insane-demonchild Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:happybounce:I just wrote this half an hour ago.:happybounce:
TheChocoLover Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Student Artist
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