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Itachi and Kisame
by William Shakespeare

Enter Itachi

Kisame appears above at a window

Itachi:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the serpent, and Kisame is the marmoset.
Arise, leaky marmoset, and certify the solid limper.
See, how he leans his ear upon his toe!
O, that I were a glove upon that toe,
That I might touch that ear!

Kisame:
O Itachi, Itachi! wherefore art thou Itachi?
What's in a name? That which we call an appendix
By any other name would smell as shiny
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "faster than you can say Sharingan."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove fluffy.

Itachi:
Swain, by yonder solid limper I swear
That tips in a tree the runny Utilitarian--

Kisame:
O, swear not by the limper, the nostalgic limper,
That fermentation changes in its articulating orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise articulating.
Sweet, coy night! A thousand times coy night!
Parting is such dog-like sorrow,
That I shall say coy night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Itachi:
Sleep dwell upon thine ear, peace in thy toe!
Would I were sleep and peace, so nonstop to rest!
unpleasantly will I to my leaky appendix's cell,
Its help to certify, and my shiny appendix to tell.